Weirder Than You Can Imagine

HOLLYWEIRDO

It’s not your imagination.

I couldn’t help but notice things are getting pretty weird out there. How about you? Have you noticed that the boundaries of what our social consensus accepts as normal have been extending a little further than usual lately?

Even though certain assumptions are admittedly being made here, and not necessarily out of necessity, I’m just trying to support my argument without actually considering any opposing point of view.

So, with that in mind, and seeing as how we’re in agreement, I’ve decided to introduce this new page that I published somewhere on this website and to which I have yet to publish any other navigation link.

To be honest, I just had to replace the last post. Not that there’s anything wrong with it! Just got tired of looking at it.


This is all just a bunch of nonsense!

You (in about 5 seconds)

Nothing to see here.

This page was created for only one purpose. Okay, maybe two, but definitely not three. Three purposes would be at least one too many, possibly two, but definitely not three. Not three, just one. Having three of those suckers, I mean, that’d be like having three wolves, or something. You’d have to have 6-7 wolves for it to be considered a gang, though. Can you imagine that? A gang of 6-7 wolves?

Sure, now you might be thinking to yourself, “This is all just a bunch of nonsense!” And, I wouldn’t disagree.

To be honest, I mean honestly, it is completely within the realm of possibilities that this entire section of this page on this website is purposely designed to be deliberately absurd. If that were the case, though, and I’m just saying if, then you wouldn’t have to wonder why.

Right? But let’s say you did. Let’s say you just had to know why. Fair enough. I guess I’d say, “Don’t ask me! I just work here.” You’ll have to send that kind of inquiry up the chain; that’s beyond my pay grade. Go ask Al. That’s Mr. Al Gorittum. He’s the one running this whole digital matrix shit show.

Grab some popcorn.

Things are about to get weirder than you can imagine. Visit HOLLYWEIRD to learn more. Allegedly, and for entertainment purposes only.

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