Nothing to see here.
This page was created for only one purpose. Okay, maybe two, but definitely not three. Three purposes would be at least one too many, possibly two, but definitely not three. Not three, just one. Having three of those suckers, I mean, that’d be like having three wolves, or something. You’d have to have 6-7 wolves for it to be considered a gang, though. Can you imagine that? A gang of 6-7 wolves?
Sure, now you might be thinking to yourself, “This is all just a bunch of nonsense!” And, I wouldn’t disagree.
To be honest, I mean honestly, it is completely within the realm of possibilities that this entire section of this page on this website is purposely designed to be deliberately absurd. If that were the case, though, and I’m just saying if, then you wouldn’t have to wonder why.
Right? But let’s say you did. Let’s say you just had to know why. Fair enough. I guess I’d say, “Don’t ask me! I just work here.” You’ll have to send that kind of inquiry up the chain; that’s beyond my pay grade. Go ask Al. That’s Mr. Al Gorittum. He’s the one running this whole digital matrix shit show.
Griffins, dragons, and talking tigers.
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From then on, you can play, pause, go full screen, and whatever without a problem. But I can’t guarantee it won’t happen again at some point. If so, just repeat the steps above and – remember – don’t click anything on the ad screen.
Even better, get an ad blocker here.
An ocean of blood.
Clicking on the movie player may trigger a pop-up ad in a new tab. I recommend not clicking any links on that page. Yeah, don’t do that. Instead, close out the tab on your browser, and that should bring you back here.
From then on, you can play, pause, go full screen, and whatever without a problem. But I can’t guarantee it won’t happen again at some point. If so, just repeat the steps above and – remember – don’t click anything on the ad screen.
Even better, get an ad blocker here.
7-Up
Attention, K-Mart Shoppers!
Nobody
They killed his dog.
Just like Chuck E. Cheese.
Sarah Connor warned you.
Follow the white rabbit.
Here’s some advice. Stay alive.
MONDO RANDO
Clicking on the movie player may trigger a pop-up ad in a new tab. I recommend not clicking any links on that page. Yeah, don’t do that. Instead, close out the tab on your browser, and that should bring you back here.
From then on, you can play, pause, go full screen, and whatever without a problem. But I can’t guarantee it won’t happen again at some point. If so, just repeat the steps above and – remember – don’t click anything on the ad screen.
Even better, get an ad blocker here.